Overheard on board a ship:
"Are we in port yet sir?"
"No, we are still up to our knees in wine".
"So we really do travel 100000 times the speed of light?"
"Yep! No one is kept in the dark".
"How long will this journey take?"
"According to Captain Slog, three and a half months, to travel 8.2 million light years".