Matthew
A priest was driving along and saw
a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift, which she
accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a
lovely leg. The priest had a look
and nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at
him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The
priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his
hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun
got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said,
"Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
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