中譯英........come come come in~

I started out to my trip wish that I can have a good trip.
Nevertheless I do not know how to speak japanese.
However I will buy some interesting and amusing present to you.

Nevertheless: despite sth that you have just mentionedHowever: in whatever way amusing: funny and enjoyable

I start on a journey ~ to wish my have a pleasant trip ~ only most
major problem am I do not know Japanese ~! ! ! ! ! All good I look
have happily baa wildly buy compare your ~! !

I'll depart soon and wish me a nice trip~
My biggest worry is my illiterate of Japanese~!!!!!Anyway, I'll try to look around to buy some cute and delicate sovenirs to you~!!

I start on a journey ~ to wish my have a pleasant trip ~ only most
major problem am I do not know Japanese ~! ! ! ! ! All good I look
have happily baa wildly buy compare your ~! !

Bon Voyage! Wish me the best of luck in my travel. The biggest obstacle is I don't know any Japanese. Any how I'll scrounge around and see what kind of cute souvenirs I can buy for you.

Ok... guess I better get going ~ wish me happy hoildays if you would~
I'm afriad I'm gonna have big problem understanding Japanese though~!!!!! Whatever it's, I would see what's nice I could buy for you alright~!!

I am leaving now.
wish me good luck n have fun~
But the thing is i don't know any Japenese!!!
Anyway, i will search for some interesting souvenir for you.