On average, how often do you use the F-word?

Oh, a lot, enough that I don't even pay attention.  It is a very versatile word.

When I  need to, which is not very often. I work on building sites, and I hear people use it all the time. While it is admirably flexible as a word it renders the speaker incomprehensible: What the fcuk? Which fckuing fcuker has fucked off with my fcuking fcuker? Now I am really fcuked; can't fcuking well do this fcuker now!

I use it to stress something, or when angry. But I was brought up not go use it in front of women.

I don't. When I was in school, the shocking word was "damn". It was so boring- people who thought it was cool would use it instead of every other adjective and adverb. "So I took the damn car down to the damn mechanic, and he told me the damn transmission was shot." Now people who think it's makes them modern and hip use the F-word in the same way. Yawn. But my real question is, now that every curse word is used in every sentence, what do those people do when they are REALLY upset? I mean, when someone almost hits me in traffic, I can let out a good swear word and relieve some tension, because I don't use them all the time. But there's no where else to go if you use them all the time. Maybe that's why people get violent instead. 

All the ******* time, mate, every other ******* word. 

I try to keep it down to once a year!

I haven't been out much in the past year, so I'm down to maybe 5 times a day or less.  

I never used the F word because I am an intelligent man who knows when to use different adjectives.