My friend got a daughter a few weeks ago. I jokingly told him I would like to have first dibs on her pussy once she is legal if she grows up to be hot. It was just a funny joke. He did not take it well and got mad for no reason.
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No, I ment if she grows up to be hot when she is legal.
Bruh even people with social disorders know that's a distasteful "joke". You've crossed the line to the point where you have to move out of the country and never talk to him again.