What's the last thing that entered your nose by mistake?

Your mom's pinky finger.

Spring pollen.

Copper sulphate.

Nothing. But, honest to God, a fly flew into my ear this morning. 

Water is the last thing that entered my nose by mistake.

A lot of air and carbon dioxide.

someone's butt   

I was running the airboat to get serviced. And had my goggles on. But forgot the neckerchief over my nose and mouth. A bunch of noseeums flew up there.

3/8" steel rebar

My pinky finger.

Stray cat fur! That is stray fur from a cat, not fur from a stray cat!


Oh how I wish I knew what the hell I'm talking about! :-O

Your mother’s coarse pussy hair.

The fume of a home cooked meal on the Table.   It was a very good feeling......  my nose felt the fume causing my body to move.....

I don't put things in my nose stupid troll.

Some dust from coco powder from work

NOTHING enters nose my except prescribed nose drops. 

A random  insect. 

A bee, see?    

😄

Cigarette ash.

A dog hair.    

A tiny fly.    

I accidentally snorted feces and got VERY sick

WATER PICK JUICE and VOMIT. NOT REALY but a while ago i was changing the CABIN AIR FILTER in my old reliable BENZ under ther GLOVE BOX! IT seemd STUCK! So I put my HEAD under the GLOVE BOX and went to open the FLAP! TWENTY YEARS of FILTH and POLLEN and BACTERIA fell directly into my NOSE in a  FLASH of TIME!I LOVED that car SO SILKY SMOOTHE and 32 MPG al day long and BOSE inside! DAMN SHOP STOLE IT and I guess iCANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!  DOUBLE DAMN! AND it weasin a WAY a TRACK STAR as well! LOVE those GERMAN STRIAGHT SIX engines and the TWIN TURBO BMW cars are SUPERB! 

Cocaine in 1974

The emanations of a fart.

Some bloke's fist when I ran me mouth about his girlfriend. 

A bee.               

An insect!!    

My wife's false teeth.

My dog's tongue when he was licking my face!

MISTAKE  noun an ACTION  or JUDGEMENT  that is misguided or wrong
  who or what make the mistake    a bug entering a nostril  or pollen  was not a JUDGEMENT  its a  insect is just searching  for food  it is natural to breath in "AIR " and sometimes  that air  contain pollen    .....   another  Person   or self forcing an object  in my nostril  had INTENT so  its also not a  mistake .

.. which is different from an ACCIDENT   which is an unfortunate  incident  that happens unexpectedly  and UNINTENTIONALLY  typically resulting  in damage or injury .
...i had  a patient  once  7 year old boy   with a fever  and diagnosed  with a brain abscess  had  put a pencil in his nostril  the ERASER BROKE off by accident  ( not intentional  )  became infected  penetrated the nasal bone to the brain  resulting in fever and seizures ... it was a  putting a scope up the nostril to discover  the source  was an eraser

A boat-load of pepper.  I like pepper on my food, but not up my nose.

A bead. I stuck a bead up my nose as a kid and my mom had to help me get it out.

Gnats from when I was out taking a walk.

Air, I didn't want it to, I had no choice, but it got in anyways.

Nothing..............

When I was in grammer school,  I used to put my lunch money up my nose by mistake. My mom was not pleased. 

ive never really had anything enter my nose like that

A fragment of Quick Gino's skull.  Let's just say I was standing a little too close. Never seen one shatter like that.Lesson learned, but Gino ain't so quick any more.

Dog hair. Woof////

cocaine..........

Parmesan cheese. I thought it was cocaine. 

Hydrogen peroxide H2O2   kills nanoworms inside facemasks. The elite is faking that they took the real vaccine; the real vaccine will cause spiritual and physical damage. When will the official churches start praying for the false prophet? Orthodox Christian three hand signs are different than Buddhist mudras. Ecumenism = 263 heresies; each heresy leads to hell. Orthodoxy = the only true faith; Roman Catholics tried one cup - one spoon ritual and got sick with Bubonic plague; if heresy enters Orthodox monastery then monks/nuns will get sick with flu/tuberculosis (for instance); Orthodox churches who closed for COVID or had disposable cups/spoons or dipped spoon into alcohol are no longer brides of Christ (now they serve Satan and honor Satan's new COVID religion). Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good. SSN is written as a barcode/QRcode; then it's put into a chip; chip is put into vaccine; chipped people are influenced (by super computers) to receive grey plastic card World Passport with no name on it (but when they stretch their hands to get it, gov't clerk presses secret button to administer the unforgivable green 666 tattoo by isotope rays). If you reject mark of the beast (by hiding within a 10-15 people group according to saints Gabriel Urgebadze and Seraphim of Sarov), then your direct ancestors go to heaven (according to saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov from Ural). First vaccine shuts off your immune system; second vaccine gives you diseases; third vaccine puts your immune system back and it will start fighting the diseases and will cause death. Saint Paisios from Mount Athos said that the devil wants to deceive the rich with freemasonry, poor with communism, and believers with ecumenism. Elpidios Vagianakis said that there will be seven “mark of the beast” vaccines; reject all of them! Documents are from Satan; burn all the documents that you can find. Electronics will be used to track you. Even old broken unplugged 1970 TV set will show the evil flying antichrist using Tesla's ether. Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good; always pray the Jesus prayer or to saints who help right away (like saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov according to whom if you reject mark of the beast, then your direct ancestors go to heaven); forgive me.

Nothing but a bug flew in my eye today and stayed there until I brushed it away!

Ket, but in my defense I thought it was Coke.

Probably water from the shower I had at about 5 p.m. today. But only a little bit.

Oh!..... At dinner tonight, some food got in my sinuses because I ate a little too fast.

Powdered metal back when I used to work  in a powdered metal factory. Sometimes I I would blow my nose after work and I had black snot. That stuff gets in everywhere.

A bug. He just flew up my nose.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Black pepper powder

Corona.........

A tiny flying bug - a midgie.  I was walking by a stagnant body of water and walked through a sudden swarm of them. Pretty sure one went up my nose.

A fly did, and down into my throat. I spat it out of course.

    kleeen ppen

not the latest but when i was 6 i accidentally inhaled a piece of lego

I can't remember

some pussy hair

lots and lots of drugs

a girls pussee , never know where my nose gets , but it smelt bad .