Book yourself in for a Crack,Sack and Pack. Ask them to wax your chest as a throw in. Cost about £200 UK. So, you could say that the answer is that the chest wax would cost nothing but that superior delight that would flood your whole body when you are with other people, knowing that YOU, if only they knew it, would be judged by any panel of experts to be the most hygienic person present is well worth the trivial outlay.