Why does coconut oil burn as lube ?

You haven't waited for it to cool after frying with it maybe?

Perhaps you should find another type of lube, like a water based one such as KY or AstroGlide.

coconut oil was never a good lube
i find virgin olive oil for cooking much better
or saltless butter
even vaseline is not bad but greasy

Rome, I just found an article online that recommends it--but notes that some men appear to be sensitive or allergic to it, feeling sore, stinging, or developing a rash. Sounds like you? I bet the burning was there before the grand finale, but you were distracted.

We like AstroGlide and KY products well enough, and they're both water-soluble--no greasy spots on sheets.

There are better things that are good to masturbate, look for well and you found, the best lubricant they are made in base of water and they don't irritate the skin. When my couple doesn't want to have sex, I masturbate in the shower with neuter soap and I don't sit down ardor in my glans, I am circumcised, nothing hurts me, and everything gives me pleasure.  

why dont you just buy some real water based lube, its not very expensive

I agree with the allergy comments and would add it might not be 100% pure coconut oil especially if it's cosmetic grade and not food grade.  Sometimes they do put other additives in food grade things though.  

You're better off using a lubricant specifically formulated for this kind of stuff but even some of those can be sketchy.  Many of the people formulating these things work in the porn industry and I highly doubt many of them are doctors or chemists who know what they're doing.

1st vaccine shuts off your immune system; 2nd vaccine gives you diseases; 3rd vaccine puts your immune system back and it will start fighting the diseases and will cause death. Chipped vaccines = mark of the beast.

Sakashvilli and his wife are the heads of human organ harvesting operation during war in Ukraine. They send organs of civilians and organs of soldiers to Israel and America. Someone is hit by car or bullet, then their organs are harvested and sent abroad.

Holy hell mRNA vaccine by Moderna contains *Luciferin* dissolved with *66.6* ml of distilled *phosphate* buffer solution.

...mark of the beast...that's what it is...

all vaccines are chipped

all vaccines have cells of aborted fetuses in them

Police stop you at checkpoint to check if you’re chipped (aka vaccinated)

Police check the car; let's say 4 people car but signal only from 3; so, police stop it to chip the notyetchipped; signal from 4 now and police let the car go. This is prophecy by saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov. Notice police chip (aka vaccinate) people at gun point in Africa; so, no more "it's not gonna happen here" 'cuz it will soon enough, capisce?

Police do it on highways or when you leave your city... basically, you can't leave your city unless you're vaccinated; but vaccine = mark of the beast; so, escape now while your city doesn't have these rules; forgive me.

Gov't sprays chemtrails so that people feel symptoms of flu

5G will kill vaccinated; just read Georgia Guidestones' commandment of 500 million max population on earth; it fits with Orthodox Christian prophecy of 7 percent of people left

Russian Orthodox prophecy also says that there will be unbearable stench in winter. So, there you go. Russian winters are cold. So, they must have died from the new disease that doesn't have a name 'cuz it's caused by 5G.

martial law; Constitution was suspended; New World Order

read Book of Revelation; Chapters 13 and 14, please

chipped people will be influenced by super computers to receive World Passport (grey plastic card with no name on it), but when they stretch their hands to get it, gov't clerk presses secret button to administer the unforgivable green 666 tattoo by isotope rays

If you escape mark of the beast, then your direct ancestors go to permanent heaven

how to escape it? by hiding within a small group (10 - 15 people according to saints Gabriel Urgebadze and Seraphim of Sarov); no documents; no electronics

Project Pogo = Alex Jones, QAnon, Adam Green, etc. videos are put out so that gov't tracks who watches them. (Project Zyphr annihilates people who watch these videos). Drone with scopolamine will drill a hole in your window at 4 am. Once gassed, you will come out to the police van (waiting for you outside) yourself; you will be taken to underground camp to be tortured for adrenochrome. The rest of the people will be secretly (or even openly) chipped when they sign up for food in closed stores

AI (artificial intelligence aka demons) will post on your social media as if it were you doing it while you're on vacation; it will even make phone calls on behalf of you; no one will notice that you're missing in action.

That shouldn’t be happening...maybe you are allergic to it