The middle name is the one that you're allowed to go crazy with. Not enough people do that.
You can call your child Tom Rodgers or Jane Smith, and it won't be a big deal in their lives. Seemingly few people realise that the middle name can be as wacky as you like.
Aeolis, Rapunzel, Epsilon, Praxis, Saturnalia, Terramorphous. Middlename.
I think that would be my favorite middle name. "Middlename". What a brilliant commentary on social tradition. Your middle name is the only one you have any control over (unless you officially change your name, of course...). It almost never comes up unless you bring it up, and nobody cares too much about it. If there is indeed any reason behind having a middle name, surely it is individuality.
Thomas and Tiberius would be my favourite middle name. Because they reminded me of Commander William T. Riker and Captain James T. Kirk from Star Trek.