How to use the toilet as a delivery driver?

2020-10-15 8:55 am
I'm working as a courier in London and it's always been difficult to find a toilet. Occasionally if I'm delivering to an office block there will be a toilet there. But often I have relied on pubs or cafes. But now with covid I'm worried it will be harder to find a toilet. There are basically no supermarkets in central London that have toilets. Any ideas?

回答 (14)

2020-10-16 5:05 pm
I have the same problem. 

Apart from cafes, pubs, McDonalds, I also rely on the various London museums, and toilets in places like Hyde Park/Kensington Palace Gdns, Regents Park, and most larger London hotels don’t mind (if you ask nicely). Also the larger shops are reliable such as Harrods, Fortnum & Mason, Selfridges. Don’t ignore the major London railway stations either, and most council Town Halls and libraries. By no means an exhaustive list. 

It has become more difficult, but where there’s a willy there’s a way!
2020-10-16 3:57 pm
Finish your deliver and either pop a squat or piss in an area where traffic can't see you.
2020-10-20 3:05 pm
You need to stop being a coward. Hobo's having been shitting in the street for hundreds of years, and it's worked for them just fine.

Pissing is even easier just fling your penis out the window while driving and let'her drip. Unless you have small PP, then you must use bottle
2020-10-25 5:55 am
Hear tell everybody uses it same way. But yeah toilet map. I know what you mean, tho. I have hunted for low branches in the woods more than once.
2020-11-08 9:55 am
Go on the Side of the road like a dog
2020-11-05 10:15 am
whats wrong with the petrol station , or even mcdonalds for a stop .
2020-10-23 12:48 pm
whats wrong with the petrol station , or even mcdonalds for a stop .
2021-04-03 5:04 pm
Every American Franchise and Wimpey bar has a clean toilet

I never eat at Mcdonald but often use their clean toilets all over the World
2020-10-29 5:17 am
Try standing on the seat.
2020-11-26 9:12 am
Persuade van manufacturers to drill a 3” hole in the floor of the van above the exhaust pipe. Most liquid will vaporise and the solid will drop away as it cooks. Maybe they will even supply a mini toilet lid.
2020-10-27 8:57 am
Carry a can if you have to urinate and do your bowel movement before you leave the house.
2020-10-24 7:07 pm
No Covid is some where at all,if you take it serious and take to a hospital,show ther is ther,s a demand other?Then how could it be not sweet to cure a sad disease too,faster than a matter of reaching on time to a toilet.
2021-01-05 7:57 am
Orthodoxy = the only true faith; Roman Catholics tried one cup - one spoon ritual and got sick with Bubonic plague; if heresy enters Orthodox monastery then monks/nuns will get sick with flu/tuberculosis (for instance); Orthodox churches who closed for COVID or had disposable cups/spoons or dipped spoon into alcohol are no longer brides of Christ (now they serve Satan and honor Satan's new COVID religion). Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good.
參考: SSN is written as a barcode/QRcode; then it's put into a chip; chip is put into vaccine; chipped people are influenced (by super computers) to receive grey plastic card World Passport with no name on it (but when they stretch their hands to get it, gov't clerk presses secret button to administer the unforgivable green 666 tattoo by isotope rays). If you reject mark of the beast then your direct ancestors go to heaven (according to saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov from Ural); forgive me.


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