Can you tell me if I have the corona virus?

Which one? MERS? SARS- COV 1? SARS COV- 2? Coronavirus 229? be specific

Yes you have the Corona virus and it appears your case is far more serious than most. Your life is in peril.

I can cure you telepathically, but you must first donate $100 to your local animal shelter. In exchange for this good deed I shall immediately rid your body of this devastating disease.

No,I can't tell you but if you have symptoms of the corona virus go see a doctor

No, I can't, 
but I Can tell you that this whole mess could have been prevented 
by governments doing sensible things.
   
The trouble is that No government will Ever do Anything sensible. 

Only a doctor would be able to tell you. GO TO THE DOCTOR. 

I can't. But if you suspect you are infected, please call to your local help care center to tell them your symptoms.  they have better answer than most of us.

yes i can, no you dont

fever, coughing, soar throat, headaches, and short of breath

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51048366

No. They get you tested for it.