Do you think church would be better if we got a full glass of wine instead of just a sip?

This reminds me of the time I was in line for the cup of wine to sip, and the guy before me drank the whole cup LOL he was like, bottoms up. 

I think a full bottle shared with a friend would improve matters no end. Lots more singing and fondling would occur.

That would certainly make the sermon more eventful.

NO. We do not need wine at all. Some ppl might be alcoholics. My church uses juice so everyone can take communion...TIRH and u should change your name which is a lie..

Everyone should bring their own bottle.

Yes and instead of eating a wafer we eat....

You can always drink before you go. Just do not drink and drive.

Church would be much better if they had a bar where you could get a drink when you get bored.

Ephesians 5:18
And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;

Everyone would be more jovial, and a few would be talking to what they think is God (might be a pink elephant or leprechaun)

actually, it would cause a drunken stupor of thought, i might be bearable for a boring sermon, but it wouldn't do good for children and seniors to be asleep during their weekly enlightenment.

It is a long time since I went to church but I seem to remember there was far more whine than I considered healthy for me.