Did the rapture already happen? If so I really am late for everything. Missed the Rapture and Woodstock too. Seriously though?

There is no Pre-Trib Rapture, it does not appear in Scripture.

No such thing as "rapture" in the Holy Bible. Spiritual dimwits like Darby and Miller dreamed up the concept in the 19th century. They abused some of Pauls teachings. 


The Woodstock performers are either old age, dying or dead. You're still here, and hopefully in good health. I was there and trust me, it was nowhere as glorious as history makes it out to be. People drunk, high, and puking everywhere. Fights, robberies, etc. Typical mob behavior. People feel safer in mobs and do things they normally wouldnt.  

not yet.... and likely a generation... or more... away...... The Nation of Israel(all Jews) must complete certain things required of them by God first..... and they are not even close on a couple of them.....#1... retaking ALL The Land granted them by God..... and...#2... rebuilding The Temple exactly where God decrees... and built precisely the way God wants it

shut up and give your butthole a chance child

Rapture has not happened yet. Although, the religious right and their elected representatives have done their level best to cause the end of the world (armed the middle east, attacked Iraq against the orders of God, etc).

NO, All prophecies in the Bible must first come to pass before He will come. Else He lies. And He does not lie.

It will never happen, its bronze age superstition.

No, it did not.

The Bible speaks of a time, still future, when Christ will suddenly descend from below cloud-level, with hosts of angels and loud trumpet blasts and "every eye will see him". The nations will mourn but those waiting in faith for His return will rejoice and be gathered up to join Him. He then deals with the nations and the ungodly. Don't miss the point of all Jesus' many parables and statements about that momentous event - you need to belong to Him by faith before He returns, or before you die physically (for nobody knows which will happen first.) 

The English word 'rapture' comes from the Latin Vulgate Bible that had the Latin word for 'caught up', which is 'rapio', I think. In the original koine Greek at 1 Thessalonians 5:14-15 the Greek word is 'harpazo'. So, if you are reading a Bible in Latin, you will read 'rapture' which means 'caught up'. If you are reading an English Bible it ought to say 'caught up' or 'caught away'.

you're also a day late and a dollar short,no nooky for you.......