Have you ever committed a crime?

I speed.  I tear the tags off of pillows.  I'm bad to the bone.  

Just income tax fraud. I only pay what I think the government truly deserves.

Most of my income is from offshore clients and I simply don't claim it.

What is this? A scientology audit?

I could give you my whole rap sheet, but I’ll just say yes, multiple times.

I have never committed a crime.

I commit crimes every second on my life because im a bad person.hahahahahahaha.I was arrested twice.What else.I cut peoples heads off for pissing me off.

I have shoplifted a few times but I never got caught.

I stole a crab (it was a big un) from the fish mongers at the market when I was 9. Got this crab home and got the belt from me dad. He boiled a large pan of water and we had crab for tea that day. ;-)

Yep.
I'm still banned from Canada.

Yes. Many

But I won't go into detail on here.

If you include speeding tickets, YES, I am a criminal.

Yes, burglary once, shoplifting, possession of drugs, assault, larceny, parking in a handicap spot, etc.

Yes...... speeding, several times.

yes. at 15 yrs. of age I stole a ring from a fancy Atlanta dept. store in Atlanta, Ga.I had just bought a bottle of cologne. this caught up with me yrs. later. I still carry that torch.

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss

mostly just misdemeanors that only affected me. 

Buying stuff under age, jaywalking, hitch hiking 

Maybe maybe not

I've never been caught if that's what you mean.

You are too dumb to ask this expecting someone would really tell you even if they did

No I haven't committed any crimes, I try to be law abiding all the time.

That is a secret. 

No, I never committed a crime

nope ...........

Luckily never. I'm a good law abiding citizen 

I accidentally stole a soda before and my grandmother went back to the store and paid for it

No....................

I have never committed any crimes and never will be.👆

No I don’t do bad stuff