I need to be digested alive!?

A 40 foot anaconda constrictor is in your future.
Or a big ant hill.

Seek a therapist

You are weird and need help.

no you dont, sugar...

A year later and you're still posting this.

Boring.

visit your local zoo one day. hide away until after closing time. sneak into the python exhibit and take a nice nap there. you'll get your wish.

Therapy would be best.

I could go through a 1/4 pounder a day. How big are you?

Get swallowed by a whale.