I have a bit problem and i need Jesus?

I'm sure he's willing to lend you a hand

Masturbation is never called a sin in the Bible.
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And all sins are forgiven by you believing in Jesus for eternal life.

Nobody can be good enough to avoid hell. The truth is that death leads to immediate heaven or hell, depending only on whether the person believed in Jesus for eternal life, or not.
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The truth is that Jesus loves you and wants to bless your life freely :) Most of all, Jesus wants you with Him forever, and not in hell. The truth is that every belief except one will lead to eternal torment in the lake of fire for every person. Because nothing pays for our sins except the death and blood of Jesus, the sacrifice of Jesus that is already accomplished by Him . Jesus loves you! The truth is that Jesus is God, and Jesus died on the cross to pay for all of our sins in full, and then Jesus resurrected from the dead. Nothing else pays for our sins, not works, not deeds, not religions. So the only way to heaven and to avoid hell, is by believing in Jesus for eternal life (John 6:47), without adding any of your own works (Romans 4:5). Believe in Jesus to take you to heaven, and you will be in heaven, no matter what, guaranteed. That easy, thanks to Jesus! Tell Jesus that you thank Him that you will be with Him in heaven when you die, because you believe in Jesus! It is too late to be saved, after death

An imaginary friend isn't going to do the masturbation for you, so you're just going to have to keep it up yourself. There is nothing wrong with masturbating when you feel the need, so stop acting like it's a problem.

Maybe he'll lend a hand.

Yes! Jesus has helped many people with this problem to overcome.

The bible teaches you can overcome unclean thoughts by practicing compassion

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How can Jesus help you?

Masturbating is not a sin. There's nothing wrong with checking out your own equipment. There could be a problem if someone becomes so self involved that they reject relationships with other people, though. Is this being used to escape relationships with people? God will help you, if you ask Him to.

1 John 3:4 KJV Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law.

If there is no law against it, it is not a sin to God.

well lookat it this way..god and jesus have been watching you do that for how ever long,to hey would know you think its a problem....yet your still going at it...meaning..they dont care.....or their not real...you decide