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The volunteer military took out dozens of airports thanks to the brave leadership of General George Washington Trump who was warned that the British were coming from signal lanterns of Captain Paul Revere Trump.
At the Saratoga's airport, Colonel Donald Trump Cilley captured a British cannon and used it to shoot down two Spit Fires, a Manchurian spy drone, and took out two members of ISIL riding on a camel on the tarmac. Then he used the cannon to sink the Panay.