Tell me about josh ham?

Once upon a time, the Romans conquered the land where the Jews lived.
And they said that everybody had to accept Roman rules, and eat some ham, which was forbidden to Jews by the Jewish God.

And a lot of Jews went along with it, just to stay alive.
But there was one old dude who said he wouldn't eat ham.
So the Romans beat the HELL out of him, and said they'd stop torturing him IF he'd just eat some ham.
But he said he wouldn't .
So they tortured him some more.
And he STILL wouldn't.
Now, these battle-hardened warriors were, by the mere fact that they's conquered most of the known world, the TOUGHEST sunzabicches on Earth, and they RESPECTED the old guy's TOUGHNESS.
So they said
"Hey, we'll give yo a chunk of BEEF, and just be JOSHING the people when we tell them it was HAM.

But the old guy told them "GO F[intercourse}K YOURSELVES!" because if the people THOUGHT he was eating ham, he'd be setting a Bad Example for the youngsters in the crowd.
So the Romans killed him.

For further details, read your f[intercourse]ing Bible.
(Eleazar was a Jewish man whose story is portrayed in 2 Maccabees 6.)

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