Why do women dance on poles?

Money.

Racial prejudice

It's an art women aspire to learn. Like... ballet on a pole.

Not all pole dancers are trashy. XD

Because your dad is a big tipper.

Let's not generalise since most women do not do this

Because it's sexy.
And loosens up wallets.

It's very erotic if done correctly.

Because they are trash and that's the only life they know through DNA

For sex

It's cool. It requires incredible strength, and men do that too.

They need the money

They usually sit on mine

To get money, usually.

To see whos the biggest whore.