Mamas: Did you cramp on both sides or just one side?

Yes, it's normal.

Stop worrying about every little twinge, or it'll be a very long seven months from here.

Aren't home tests urine tests????????????

You're overthinking this WAY too much and need to tell your doctor that so they can give you some advice about dealing with irrational anxiety. It was absurd to take twelve pregnancy tests, it's absurd to fixate on every minor ache and pain, it's absurd to worry about not seeing the fetus on a belly ultrasound when you know it's too early to see it.

Personally, I never really experienced any cramps (and the one time I did, they were in my pubic bone, not my stomach), so I'm not much help there, but unless your cramps are severe (or accompanied by bleeding), there's no reason to worry about any kind of cramps. Baby might only be about the size of a blueberry right now, but your body is already preparing for when he/she is more along the lines of a watermelon, lol, so there's a lot of stretching and growing going on -- some discomfort is to be expected.

Also, don't worry about not having tender breasts or morning sickness. Your symptoms might just be off to a late start (personally, I didn't REALLY start morning sickness until I was about eight weeks along, and I've known plenty of women who didn't have any until about weeks 10-12), or you might be one of those lucky women that flat out doesn't experience any symptoms at all. I have a sister who swears she felt no different throughout her whole pregnancy; had she not stopped having periods and started getting fat, she would have probably ended up on an episode of 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant,' lol.