Why is it that no one wants to be on stage with Maroon 5, for the Super Bowl?

Because SB halftimes suck.

Could it be that no one knows who Moron 5 is? I would like to have Santana or Fun.

Because they're lame AF. (M5, that is.)

The halftime shows are bullsh!t. That's why no one is interested in performing.

No one cares, we would be better off without a halftime show.

SB halftime is for snowflake liberals.

I won’t be watching the super bowl anyway

Maroon 5 is so bad the NFL hasn't even officially announced them as the halftime entertainment, even though everyone KNOWS. I mean how lame are you that the NFL won't admit you are going to be working the Super Bowl when we are 2 weeks from the Playoff. I think they paid the NFL to let them perform.

Because they prefer to be in the audience watching.