I fell into a vat of paint thinner, what do I do?

So glad you have time to type this question on the internet as you're floating around in a vat of paint thinner. Why don't you yell for "help?" I'm sure your coworkers will get you out when they're done laughing.

If you stay in long enough you might turn into The Joker...or at least Harley Quinn.

I'll check, have a cigarette and I'll get right back to you.

I'm back

Pain thinner is less dense than water, you would not float. Sorry your a goner.

If you’re a smoker then it’s time to quit.

Hope you know what the flash point is for that paint thinner. Stay away from heat sources or anything that can start a spark.

If possible find a fan and stand in front of it. Paint thinnner should have a low evaporation point so a fan should evaporate most of it. Then you need to take a shower since it can be an irritant.