if you could write a poem to any celebrity, who would it be for and what would it be?

Audrey Hepburn thanks for deceiving me into
Thinking you were an innocent angel. When in
Fact you were a smoking, drinking liberal slut
Who had numerous sexual relations with fellow
Actors and directors on every film you were in.
How bad was she I'll never know. But she is
Still nicer than most democrats we have these
Days. She is an angel compared to Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi or other violent democrats.

EU fascists hard&softer
And one clear close rank call for me;
And may there turns turk again the exitter
When I put out hard Brexit to see.

I wrote a poem for Jimi Hendrix:
His style was rooted in Power,
he could make your jaw drop in awe.
He played bass, rhythm and lead,
sang and wrote.
He played with his teeth,
despite a hundred different problems
like Manic Depression's frustratin' mess
and a loneliness unrelieved
by hundreds of Foxy Ladies:
He was Stone Free to do as he pleased,
talkin' 'bout Somebody's House Is Burnin'
down, down, down.
Always a Rolling Stone,
and caught up in his Crosstown Traffic.
He was a Voodoo Chile
when he stood up next to a mountain
and chopped it down with the edge of his hand,
exploding in your
Purple Haze.
Is it The End of Time?

No one could catch him,
they couldn't come close
Power like his rose
deep from the groin.

All Along the Watchtower
rockets arc across the sky
green and blue and tangerine
eruptions light the night inside.

I see farook get trumped
I see Finlando castle get killed
I see deep state false flag
Try in crown my picture with a frame
I see Utah man arrested for the bio hazard but still I quack
God save the queen