If I stood out in a busy area holding a Kiss Me I'm Desperate sign would you kiss me?

Dude you would get heaps...

No, because your desperate (desperation actually causes the reverse to work which means no one will kiss you because of that sign or that mindset), try a different approach, like kisses for a $1 for a particular charity, but make sure to give the money received to that charity, or I am trying something for a class in college on how long it will take someone to kiss me. Just ideas so see if you can come up with an idea that might work that's positive.

No, I only kiss females.

No.