How do you feel when a chip is on its side?

Feel bad potato chip belongs in my mouth not on its side

A chip on its side... idk what to think of it especially since you didn't specify what kind of chip

my shoulder hurts

I flip it over to the other side.

...what?

I push it over. Again I have no feelings so who cares.

Better than when it's on my shoulder.

Make sense

Never seen it, should I have? Am I missing something?