My butthole is inside out, how do I fix it?

You're looking at it backwards... Pull your head out first.

Did you get your arze nailed?

Show it to a doctor.

If you are serious, you may have something known as hemorrhoids - see a doctor.

Just push it back in with your finger.

wut lol

Ask Donald J. "Orange Fraud" Trump to give it special attention the next time he's performing analingus on you.