So there was this meeting of athemists in my town. It was like a confernence or something. So I decided to like infiltrate it to get?
2018-02-23 5:44 am
Info and stuff and pass it onto god. Might make it easier to get into heaven. So I gets a fake mustache and like a cloak. I did some research on the internets and they wear fedoras so I gets a fedora and head in. They like ask me my name.... so I says ‘am am Richard Darwin . Yeah that’s a good athemist name’ I like try to make conversation to like blend in. I shouts God isn’t real morons’ but then security said to calms down. Now I is in the toilets and all. So 2 wuestioms? What should I say to blend in better? Also when does their sacrifice begin? It’s been an hour now and no baby sacrifice .... help
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2018-02-23 5:47 am
i don't think you are smart enough to infiltrate a bag of donuts
2018-02-23 5:46 am
Get outside and get some fresh air dude
2018-02-23 6:23 am
I think they have big orgies and have oversexed women because they have no morals or commandments. You are so lucky to get in there. It sounds better than a Sci-Fi convention or a Wiccan / pagan camp out.
2018-02-23 6:01 am
Can you hear footsteps outside the cubicle?
They are coming for you, security that is, you see atheist conventions need no security since atheists do not break the law (see various references which I can't be arsed to include). So it appears that your theist lack of comprehension has landed you in a religious convention where you have just shouted "God isn't real".
Good luck with that. Hopefully they will be of the "fool in his heart" persuasion, rather than the "kill unbelievers" sort.
Anyway, let us know how it ends. If you can
They are coming for you, security that is, you see atheist conventions need no security since atheists do not break the law (see various references which I can't be arsed to include). So it appears that your theist lack of comprehension has landed you in a religious convention where you have just shouted "God isn't real".
Good luck with that. Hopefully they will be of the "fool in his heart" persuasion, rather than the "kill unbelievers" sort.
Anyway, let us know how it ends. If you can
2018-02-23 6:36 am
you should point out the fallacies the atheists are making, dear. You might prevent someone from becoming ensnared into the ridiculous phase of atheism.
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