would you date a conservative?

Yes, more than I'd date a liberal. Conservatives on average:

-are more attractive
-commit less crimes
-are less likely to be drug addicts
-make more money on average
-have more moral values
-are less likely to cheat on you

So why wouldn't I date a conservative?

I would only date a conservative.

I would.

I would date anybody that catches my EYE and ATTENTION... the details, I'll deal with later.