I'm just here to waist 5 points please keep scrolling... thanks!?

Eat pork 430

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would hack off my balls with a rusty pick axe, and then proceed to walk through a 5 mile long field of nails, if it meant that on the other side, my name would be written down on a piece of paper, and then tossed into a hat with 1 million other names. Only 1 name will be drawn from this hat, and it would give me the 1 in 1,000,000 chance of being entered into a challenge that I would have to complete. In the challenge I am put in the deepest, darkest, most isolated part of the antarctic to fight off hoards of zombies for the next 40 years of my life. My only food supply would be rotten banana's that were picked back in 1887. I would do all of this if it meant that if I survive and finally liberate myself at what would be the ripe old age of 61 years old, that I would have the one in one million billion trillion quadrillion sextillion... KAJILLION chance of being able to get just one whiff of the seat that you sat in as a senior in high school, in your homeroom class, of your second semester.

Nice idea

Well that is 2 easy points. But then again... all the questions are 2 easy points.