How on Earth can liberals be so lazy and depressed?

We don't have time to be lazy or depressed..we are very busy at our jobs in order to make enough money and pay enough taxes to feed the poor conservatives in the southern states. We don't blame them, though, thats what welfare is for, and we are glad to help.

I dunno. How can c0ntards be so stupid and still remember to breathe?

They're not

How can YOU be so "out to lunch" that you fail to see the hilarious irony of asking such a dumb question on Yahoo! (founded by a liberal immigrant), using Microsoft Windows (created by uber-liberal Bill Gates)?

Are you really this dumb? Or were you just trolling? I seriously can t be sure!

Your inane rant is worthless.

Or when they're rioting in the streets. Don't forget rioting in the streets.

Actually you sound like you are trying to depress us so we'll become lazy enough to allow you to do as you please!

Why do you believe liars? Why do you insist on being lied to all day long? Maybe the problem isn't Fox and Limbaugh but you.