How to end my masturbation addiction?

I'm a former McDonald's employee. I lost my job when I saw an upskirt girl with no panties. I had absolutely no choice butt to masturbate to her inside a Big Mac. As I was fapping, I was singing Bon Jovi. When I said shot through the fart instead of heart, I 💩 my pants. Since then, SpongeBob and Mega Man have been violating me in my dreams. I've been doing nothing butt jerking off to these fantasies since I've been fired. Because I have no job, I have no money to spend on corn and porn. All I do is watch SpongeBob SquarePants. How do I get a job at the Krusty Krab?