HELP!?! I started jerking off with vacuum cleaner and now it's stuck!! HELP!?!? (NO JOKE!!)?

Put vacuum cleaner in 1st drive and slowly leaving the clutch, press gas paddle very slow. As you will see that you are out now. Thank me later :X

call your mommy, she can help..

I guess trolls never did have common sense

unplug the stupid thing moron and wait for your erection to go down

Turn off the vacuum cleaner so you no longer have this suction on your penis.

I need points

Trolling should be enjoyable to the troll, don't do it just to seem shocking because due to society and the media we have been desensitized and more than likely arent the least bit fazed by your ridiculous claims.