I m trying to break my finger?

What kind of a moron needs *instructions* to break a finger? Besides, if you're such a spineless candy-äss that you can't face a mere school test, you'd never have the bâlls to injure yourself anyway.

don't break your finger

There was this dumb liberal kid in my class. He said he wanted his finger broken. So I punched him in the nose. That worked perfectly.

you're an idiot. i hope you drop out of school.

Update: if you don't like my answer, then study and graduate!!

You can also attempt to break your wrist by twisting your hand backwards. Lay the backside of your hand on the floor with your fingers facing you. Then, lift your entire bodyweight with that hand. Keep in mind that this may or may not work and you risk damaging the joint.

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Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia. Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer.

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you're an idiot. i hope you drop out of school.

Update: if you don't like my answer, then study and graduate!!

You're going to have to come up with a better reason to avoid the test than merely breaking your finger.
Breaking your finger isn't necessarily going to get you out of taking the test. You could use the other hand to write with (awkward though it might be), or the teacher could decide to give you the test verbally. You don't HAVE to be able to write, in order to take a test.