Are you a good person?

No, I'm a great person! I used to be greater, but I'm old now.

Maybe,a little bit.

Because I say I am. You gotta problem with that? I'll beat the chit out of you! I'll run you down with a golf cart like common trash. Don't ever ask me another stupid phucking question like that again you piece of chit.

At heart, yes. I try.

Shut up! Oops, did I say that out loud. See its hard for me to stay mean.

I know I'm a good person because I stay miserable to make my ex's happy.

I know I'm only an okay person because I always hope someone notices me doing good deeds.

Yea