Why should I listen to some teenage God-denier on the internet over an actual theologian?

Theology
n.
1. The study of superstitions

Theologians deal out nothing but opinions based on their imaginations. Remember the Andersen tale "The Emperor's New Clothes"? It was a child who pointed out the absurdity of what the adults pretended to believe.

I'm happy you think I might be a teenager seeing as I am the wrong side of 60. As for theologians, a degree in Theology is as valid as a degree in Klingon.

Listen to whomever you please; no one's twisting you nappies.

Because ad hominem isn't a valid argument; it's a logical fallacy.

And because a degree in theology is literally a degree in nothing.

You shouldn't...Read Larry Lyü's response on quora ..He's the first person

https://www.quora.com/Why-are-atheists-always-in-the-religion-section-on-Yahoo-Answers

Depends on the argument they make.

You shouldn't. Easy.

over an actual theologian? Dogs can become possessed; don't keep dogs inside you home. Walmart has technology to administer mark of the beast to those who have cat bacteria in their stomachs; stay away from cats [Afanasiy Sydyachyj]. Next false flag is the Statue of Liberty. Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep. Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist. According to Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov: Humans were created about 7525 years ago.

Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia. Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer.

Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)Moon 2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets. Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light.

Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope ray people on highways. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost. If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from hell. Forgive me.

Why would you listen to ANYONE on the internet?

Oh wait. I know. IF its on the internet it has to be true, because you can't print lies on the internet.

Right?

No reason after all there are thousands of gods to chose from for those who can't find a morality in their lives without one.

you should listen so you can have a few laughs.
i had one who said he hated god because he lied to adam about dying if he ate the fruit
so i asked him, where is adam now
he was quiet.. and then said "you're happy with yourself arent you"
YES I AM

I cannot think of a single reason why you would listen to a God denier, especially on the Internet!

The person's age and profession must be irrelevant. What should matter is the evidence. However, I think it is reasonable to infer from your question that you would probably believe a not too well educated pastor over a Cambridge or Harvard professor of evolution.

Here's an atheist theologian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector_Avalos

If you google atheists theologians you'll get a whole bunch of them. You don't have to rely on teenagers then.

Why are you so needy to begin with?

Theologians are the self-ordained leaders of the cult.