My farts smell like *****?

2017-04-02 7:59 pm
So, I've been noticing something lately... My farts smell like a 48 year old donkey penis! I have erectile dysfunction, could this have anything to do with my problem? I noticed when I went to my friends house. I really had to projectile ****, so I pulled down my pants, and walked over to my friend.
"It's not ogre just quite yet!" I then tried to poop on him, but I just farted! He described my fart as smelling like the 27th realm of satan's penis! I really need to know what the problem is. Thanks!

回答 (3)

2017-04-02 9:45 pm
What gets me is that you know what a donkey penis smells like. Anyway, it's your diet.
2017-04-02 9:26 pm
This is normal.
2017-04-02 9:28 pm
What goes in must come out. You have a terrible diet, you're poisoning your body and the stench of garbage is coming out in your gas and sweat. I bet your pits, *** and balls totally reek. Start drinking 2 quarts of water a day, eat your fruits and vegetables and stop dining at fast food restaurants everyday. Did you know people who healthy foods don't even need to wear deodorant? BTW when you stop eating all that garbage and if you get some exercise those rock hard 14yo erections you used to get, will return.

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