Cute, UNIQUE names to call my boyfriend?

instead of sweet heart, you could do "sugary organ"
instead of honey, you could do "sticky bee juice"
instead of love muffin, you could do "desire baked good"

tropical fish, sugar butt, rainbow-infused space unicorn, powerful, beautiful musk ox, rule-breathing moth, beautiful spinster, chestnut-haired sunfish, noble land merman, sophisticated newborn baby

FELCHING RIM JOB

dick

Donkey Bollox