Can I surprise you with some fun facts about satanism?

Did you know that LaVeyan Satanists don't believe in any deities like Satan or other Gods? Meaning they're atheists?
Did you know that they don't indulge in any sketchy sacrifices, and it's actually a sin to hurt anyone (even animals unless it's for food).
Did you know they are accepting of gay, bisexual, trans etc people and even encourage people to explore their sexuality as long as both or more people consented?
Did you know that stupidity and herd conformity are sins? They encourage free thinking and exploring ideas to grow as a person instead of believing in superstitions.
Did you know they believe in being kind to those who deserve it and not wasting your time on your enemies?

...And all this is just a few of the amazing things about Satanism. I don't understand why people think closed minded religions like Christianity or Islam are amazing and are against this philosophy of life?