Changing School?

I want to do school online because:

- the teachers at my school are bad
- the principal is a dumb ass
- the other students are frustrating
- my friends keep leaving the school
- the school does not allow you to express your individuality
- it takes ages to do lessons coz people keep mucking up

How can I get my parents to let me do school online? Don't tell me to just stay in my normal school, that's not what I asked.