What are some good questions to ask a ouija board?

destroy it now and stay away from the occult.

"why am I a dummy and not using this piece of wood in the fire" ??

Will Donald make America great again .
...And , how do they get the holes in Bagels .

Don't do it. Unless you know what you're doing, seriously. You can invite evil spirits and they can attack you spiritually for the rest of your life without you knowing, you don't want that trust me.

Where is my pizza?

name a distant family member on your dad's side

Have you ever killed someone?

It doesn't matter what you ask a ouija board. They're not intelligent, can't hear your questions, and can't answer you anyway because they're toys made for gullible adolescents.