Someone's in your kitchen. What do you do?

Finally! Someone to share a meal with! lol And he likes my cookies! What more could I ask for?

I guess it's time to teach him a valueble lesson. Obviously, he didn't learned anything from our last encounter.

Wonder how the hell he got out of the closet after I nailed the door shut. Time to get the hammer again....

Ask him to put the kettle on

Depends on who it is. If it is a stranger, I'd call the police, if it is someone I know then I would ask them what they are doing.

First of all I'd wonder how he picked my pocket and got my credit card.

Put the "castle doctrine" into practice.

Take care of bizness - then scrub his brains off the walls.

Who is "he?"