Am I dead?

2016-11-27 5:42 pm
I fell off my skateboard and now my body hurts. Am I dead?

回答 (27)

2016-11-27 6:00 pm
If you were dead, you wouldn't ask this question, now would you?
2016-11-27 10:16 pm
We are all dead. We died the day we were born. We don't get the choice to come into this world, but we do get the choice to leave it. Leaving it with a bunch of holes in your body or with a line cut across your throat. Save time and just do it now.
2016-11-27 5:44 pm
how are you dead if your asking this question
2016-11-27 8:00 pm
no
2016-11-27 8:51 pm
Not technically dead, but definitely *brain dead.*
2016-11-30 12:32 am
No, you're not dead.
But falling off a skateboard is so gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP8_ytsTdYQ
參考: I'll take the first slap, but you deserve the second slap, the one for being stupid
2016-11-29 12:20 am
The people that are too dense to understand this is a joke, smh
2016-11-28 4:19 am
Yes
2016-11-27 5:42 pm
No, if you can feel pain (and use the internet) then you're alive.
2016-12-03 6:14 am
If you are dead so are all of us. But don't worry, there's more proof that if this demension is the afterlife its more of a "purgatory" than it is a "hell" so that's a nice thought!
2016-12-01 2:39 am
You're alive if you can use Yahoo answers
2016-11-27 5:43 pm
yes, you need to do it again to come back to life
2017-02-02 5:05 pm
Not yet. but soon. Everyone will face death, but do not know how it is going to happen
2016-12-23 7:05 pm
yeah
2016-12-10 1:45 pm
yeah i think so
2016-12-09 11:28 pm
yup...
2016-12-09 5:38 am
yup...
2016-12-06 12:05 am
yeah
2016-12-03 3:44 am
no
2016-11-29 10:49 am
no
2016-11-29 6:04 am
yes
2016-11-29 3:45 am
Dude u just hurt
2016-11-28 5:00 pm
Yes -- please lie down.
2016-11-28 12:30 am
No your just being a pizza pie
2016-11-27 7:31 pm
No
2016-11-27 7:30 pm
Yeah I think so
2016-11-27 6:02 pm
ye sry.
2016-11-27 5:44 pm
Yup.
2016-11-27 5:43 pm
no

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