Am I dead?

If you were dead, you wouldn't ask this question, now would you?

We are all dead. We died the day we were born. We don't get the choice to come into this world, but we do get the choice to leave it. Leaving it with a bunch of holes in your body or with a line cut across your throat. Save time and just do it now.

how are you dead if your asking this question

no

Not technically dead, but definitely *brain dead.*

No, you're not dead.
But falling off a skateboard is so gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP8_ytsTdYQ

The people that are too dense to understand this is a joke, smh

Yes

No, if you can feel pain (and use the internet) then you're alive.

If you are dead so are all of us. But don't worry, there's more proof that if this demension is the afterlife its more of a "purgatory" than it is a "hell" so that's a nice thought!

You're alive if you can use Yahoo answers

yes, you need to do it again to come back to life

Not yet. but soon. Everyone will face death, but do not know how it is going to happen

yeah

yeah i think so

yup...

yup...

yeah

no

no

yes

Dude u just hurt

Yes -- please lie down.

No your just being a pizza pie

No

Yeah I think so

ye sry.

Yup.

no