I work with a hansome man at Teletech named Brian. I asked him if he wanted to come to my place for Thanksgiving cause his family lives in Oregon an he has no family hear in West Virginia, so I made a huge meal with all the trimmings, bought a new dress that was low cut an really short an gave my self a haircut. I said we could eat around 2:00 an then watch a wonderful film I have on DVD ("From Justin To Kelly") then he could make love to me.
Welp, 2:00 come an went, no Brain. Then 3:00. By 7:00 Brian had STILL not showed up. I must have called him 150 times an sent 300 texts an no response. I was worried that he had been killed or kidnapped or had diarea or something.
This smorning I got a text, it was Brain telling me to quit calling an texting him! I said why, you said you was coming to dinner an watch From Justin To Kelly an make love to me. Then, OMG, he told me he FORGOT! I tell you, that hurt me so bad, I screamed an pulled 2 big wads of hair right out of my head, hit my head against the door facing an ended up having a seizure an dirtying my self.
All that food was wasted, I was horny for hours an he FORGOT. I wish I was dead.