Someone stole the steering wheel of my car, and I suspect it was Jesus. Can he be brought up on charges?

2016-11-24 9:19 pm

回答 (8)

2016-11-24 9:25 pm
I keep a gun in my glove compartment, just let him try to steal mine.
2016-11-24 9:54 pm
If you told Jesus to take the wheel, he obviously didn't steal it.
2016-11-24 9:51 pm
He probably needed it to copilot somebody elses car.
2016-11-24 9:50 pm
Call you local PD.
2016-11-24 9:45 pm
Eat his liver
2016-11-24 9:41 pm
jesus and gods are imaginary cult creatures. Imaginary creatures, by definition, do not exist.
2016-11-24 9:33 pm
In order to charge someone in the legal system, you would need sufficient evidence with which to suspect him. A hunch, or mere guessing even, is not good enough. First gather evidence, eye witnesses, testimonies, etc enough to convince a grand jury, judge, or even the local District Attorney and then further actions can be sought. Until then, you've got nothing.
2016-11-24 9:20 pm
Unless you've sung that song. Too obvious imo


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