How can I get a green card?

you asked 3 times ... you have been told

Same as the last time you asked................... you don't

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You can enlist in the US Army with a green card. However you do not qualify for one. Join the Irish military.

Buy some green paper and a pair of scissors.

Make application for your legal immigration. You wait about 10 years before the visa process moves forward. One of the interesting things, and the only good thing obama has done (and it was inadvertent) was that he moved the Russian immigration forward. It appears that the 10 year wait has been reduced to about 6 years because there are so many Russians who have canceled their visa applications. Russians are really mad at the USA, thanks to obama. So, you should apply and hope that the Americans elect a democrat who pro-Kenyan and anti-Irish. Of course, you should also consider the decline of the USA and consider if there will be any reason to come here by the time you can.

same as the last time you asked.................................................................................................................. you don't

you need to ask in your local us embassy

Green Card lottery.

You need to ask in your local US Embassy