How do I get the microphone that the government planted in my dog without killing it?

First put on your tin foil hat so the government doesn't use the implant to control your mind. Then slowly run an electromagnet or a powered up guitar pickup head to tail over your dog.Do not forget under the tail, behind the ears,etc.This will effectively deactivate any.device. in your dog. Keep it away from your credit cards.It will deactivate them too.

There is no risk free way to remove the microphone. Even in a vet's surgery under anaesthetic there is occasional risk of anaesthetic complications and of infection. The battery in your dog's microphone will run out of power in a year or so, and then the microphone will be quite useless to the government.

Doing this is also futile, because what about the microphones in your refrigerator, in your microwave, in your television set and in many of your other electronic appliances? These microphones draw power from the mains, they do not have batteries which can run out. The government will always find a way to listen in on you if they want, you are just going to have to accept it.

Buy some Neomydium magnets and stiock them to your dog, that will disrupt the signal.

And whatever you do, dont follow Lakelady's advice, she is a secret govt agent. Everyone knows you wrap an ariel in tin foil to improve the reception, you should only wear a rubber hat.

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See ypour psychiatrist and get some good meds so you stop imagining things ,like that.

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You're a weirdo.

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Bring it into your vets office and pay for the surgery to have it removed.

Dude, dogs are immortal.

See your Doctor.