Can I be a stripper and a lawyer?

Is that how your going to win your cases? Do a little dance or give the judge a lap dance in his quarters.

How do think many pay for all that schooling?

In-theory yes, in-reality stripping will be considered a weakness, one that everybody you ever go up against will throw at the jury, and it'll work in making you lose.

Yes

yeah pop that pussy

No, you would be ridiculed if you tried to be both.

No it wouldn't be good for business. Nobody would take you seriously as their lawyer.