If you were to die what would your last words be?

Finally

La Ilaha IllAllah Muhammadur Rasulullah ????????????????

Trump did 9/11

I have come close to thinking I was going to die in a freak accident, twice. My last words, both times, was "Holy Sh!t" So I'm pretty sure those will be it when I finally kick it.

The Lord's Prayer, just to make extra super sure that I am 100% saved, no matter how many times I've said it and how big of a Christian I am.

Afterwards, my last final words would be me saying I love you to my wife (If she's still alive) and to my kids, and tell them we'll meet again one day in Heaven.

The krabby patty secret formula is

I left a million dollars under the... *die*

Peace out

Freedom

I've lived a long life. Ive loved and ive lossed. Been through foster care and foster homes, and seriously pursued my dreams as an artist without giving up. Think it's time for me to finally get some rest.

Wake me up at 5

Laila ilala Muhammadu Rasululah SAW

I have had a life! As a world class bum. I only 1 regret. I seen all 50 States, every province of Canada, every border town in Mexico & most to the south. I traveled S. America, Africa & Europe. I seen most of Asia in my wandering of the earth. I retired to the spice islands for my last days. Were life is simple & happy as can be. I have been on land above 13,000 feet & seen the deep of the sea. But never have I set a toe in that land called Russia.

Asta la vista baby

***** out for Harambe

If I were to die,my last words would be: "53 good ones and 5 not so good. I'll take them." I was a college professor of education.

When I was in a sober mood I'd worry, work and think, when I was in a drunken mood I'd gamble, screw and drink.
Now my life is over and time has come to pass, I hope they bury me upside down, so the world can kiss ***.

Bye

If I were to die? I'm going to die, one way or the other. Having said that, I expect my last words will be "My life was a failure, and I'm glad it's over".

La Ilah Ila Allah, Muhammed Rasuluahallah.

With my luck I would get hit by a bus so it wouldnt be planned. Therefore making my last words be: "I need to start working out"

Arrrrrrrrggggghhhhh!

Don't worry it is only my body that dies, I will enter eternity.

About time

Make America Great Again

"The safety-box's location is................"

At least McDonalds didn't kill me ....

Who cares? If I haven't said anything relevant in my life so far, I'm not going to say anything relevant before I die.

Free at last

I did my best up until my last breath.

I just knew that Doctor got it wrong,lol,

I Love you and I'll see you in Heaven

Matthew 6:10

Let your Kingdom+ come. Let your will take place, as in heaven, also on earth.

I've been waiting to die for so long!!

I'd like my last words to be used for sharing the Gospel and glorifying God.

RELIGION IS A LIE! THE ILLUMINATI WAS CREATED BY A VERY INTELLIGENT GROUP OF PEOPLE MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO AND HAVE BEEN PASSED ON THROUGH GENERATION AFTER GENERATION! THEY SPREAD THE LIE ABOUT ALL RELIGION ITSELF! ONCE YOU TURN 80, THEY TELL YOU THE TRUTH AND WARN YOU NOT TO EVER TELL ANYONE! I AM THE LAST ONE THEY TOLD! SPREAD THE WORD! RELIGION IS A LIE! IT'S ALL A LIE!!!

Rosebud

"Guys! I just found out that..." That'd leave everyone wondering what I wanted to say lol

Don't check my internet history

"Pregnancy & Parenting Newborn & Baby" lol

Depends on the situation,
Murdered: You little *****!
Accidental: Unbelievable.
Suicide: **** this I'm out.
Natural: If only I had a little more time... I could tell you about your destiny...

I've had a good run

Um... ****IF**** you were to die?
OK regaining all seriousness, "Clear my Google search history"

"I ain't gonna die yet!!"- Those would be my last words. Then my enegy would retaliate and something earthshaking would happen psychically and metaphorically speaking at the same time.

InsyAllah..If i were die, i hope i can say..

La ilaha illallah, Muhammadurasulullah

لآ اِلَهَ اِلّا اللّهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُوُل اللّهِ

(Translation: There is absolutely no deity worthy of worship except Allah, and Mohamed (saws) is the Messenger of Allah.)

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Thank you. I can t wait to see you all in heaven someday. Remember that even if I m gone, when you go through something here, I will be there with you. For the better or the worse, you ve all changed my life, and I wouldn t take back one moment from us.

Preserve my brain like they did walt disney

Shouldn't of got the iPhone 7

I love you Lord Jesus forgive me of my sins

My grandfather left me $5 million dollars in a vault, and I signed you as the beneficiary....contact them at 1-888-5....

Make sure that generations upon generations speak of my name.

Thank you lord for this life see you in a min and then tell my kids i love them

Into your hands my spirit Lord. This will happen to everyone.

I love you family, Niall, Shawn, Maddy, Alex.

i'm not afraid- ya'll shouldn't be either to meet your maker

Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus ! Holy Mary mother og God pray for us sinnersnow and at the hour of death. Amen

I told you I was sick .

I love you, will see you on the other side....

Adios!

Yahoo Answers sucks!!

God dam you Rex Presson of Marion, Illinois for raping me!

I never got pussy.

hit me baby one more time.

Eloi Eloi Lema Sebachtani

I AM going to die one day, as will EVERYONE. And, there is no way to know what our last words will be.

Don't blame me, I voted for Bush in 92

It was all downhill because he lost in 92

G's Ups & Ho's Down Word!

Bruhh

What's this with the "IF?" If you were to die...? Like there's a choice?
To me the best word thing to ever say is always "Thanks!" whether we're directing the comment to God or to another being, even a human being.
Attitude of gratitude.
Thank you for the question!

"All stories come to an end, but I guess mine wasn't the happiest ending..But hey, not all stories have a happy ending, endings are just the saddest part, but hey, you gave me a happy middle and a very happy end. But don't cry, I know Ending are hard, but then again, nothing ever really ends, does it?"

Mama, I don't wanna die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all..

Either "We'll carry on" or "God forgive me"

Whatever one I'd say, I'll be satisfied

Just bury me face down...

See ya'll in heaven.

I hope no one looks through my history or text messages

Before I go, I must tell you all where my fortune is buried. It's

**** it

I knew I should have stayed home today.
Either that, or
Please let this be a normal field trip to the afterlife.
Anyone get the reference?

I am ready Lord

Depends on the circumstances...
"Hey what was that for I was only sniffing her ..." (complete the sentence)
"Ohhh that man with a gun"
"But she said she was single"
"Guess those really expensive immortality pills were a con after all"
"Sh*t smoking really is bad for you"
"What did they say about mixing painkillers I can never remember"
"See I told you I could get my head up there" (muffled)
"So I have to be of the same religion to marry her then?"
"Which of these chemicals that I mixed did I get wrong teacher?"
"Who'd have believed chess could be so dangerous?"
"Sheesh you're a sore loser"
"That'll teach 'em - hey guys it's safe now"
"Look do you want to know where I buried the bodies or not?"
"Ok I'll tell you everything about the secret op"
"So if I live I'm a witch and if I drown I'm innocent? Couldn't we just have a trial with a jury?"
"Damn those dogs I hate being a postman"
"I guess seventeen whiskeys and piloting a plane aren't such a good mix"
"A final word to all of my lovely passengers, THE B*TCH LEFT ME FOR MY BROTHER"
"You have to cut the tree where?"
"So you've only been a surgeon for how long?"
"Officer I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Put what gun away?"
"Darn that was the best sex I've ever had - was that the front door?"
"I think I've caught a whopper"
"I told you I hate scary movies"
"Hey it's really stormy out there go get the kite"
"Well I guess a hidden camera on the nudist beach wasn't such a good idea"
"The red wire, you're sure, definitely the red wire"
"Some people just don't understand us trannies"
"Mmmm those red and white mushrooms were delicious"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die".
"I hate rollercoasters"
"Is that a leak Captain"
"Every night in my dreams, I see you, I hear you"
"I thought you'd unloaded it"
"I knew aliens really existed!"
"Oh it's THAT time of the month - why didn't you say"
"Ok so you don't like me doing it while you're asleep"
"Don't you just hate it when your superpowers run out"
"I was miles away from the nuclear testing zone" says both heads.
"I was just holding the door for you how was I supposed to know you're a feminist?"
"5p for a plastic bag, it's extortionate that's what it is. Now everybody dies".
"I really wish I'd learned to run in a zig-zag better"
"The blue wire, you're sure, definitely the blue wire"
"It was touch and go I was sure I could make the red light"
"Do you ever stop complaining - just push harder woman"
"Sheesh you're cr*p in bed"
"My ex could do it much better"
"Hahahaha that IS when it's grown"
"Simon, that was the most amazing stunt I've ever seen on Britains Got Talent - whooooaaaa watch ouuuutttt"
"I'm sorry I didn't text you back" (to stalker)
"Yeah don't worry I know exactly what I'm doing..."

Forgive me for everything

Ayyy lmao

I love you

I'm santa

There's a million dollars in the...

Im comin elizabeth lol

Until we meet again!

"goodby, world"

Bye-
Till we meet again!

holy sh^t what a s^^t life it's been

Allaahhhuuu akbarrrrr

Now I can finally be with Harambe

"F*cking great."

I'm young and I've achieved nothing. I wouldn't even have the courtesy to leave on a happy note.

Forgive me Lord of all my sins.. Take me to peace for eternity in Heaven

..... God please forgive my sins I accept you as my savior ...... I love you mom and aunti Ashley ....don't worry We'll see each other gain up there in heaven .....

The hidden money of $19million is in the... *dies*

My last words as to my earth life would be AFTER I have died. I would ask my Important Question: "I do NOT want my memory of earth life wiped in any way whatsoever, so where should I go NEXT that is best for a person like myself and is a place for which I am qualified?" I would add that "I do not want my earth memories wiped when I begin in my next sphere, nor for the duration of my stay there."

I love you Lexie

Ashadu anlaa illaha ilAllah wahdahu anlaa sharikalah wa ashadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah :)

Lord have Mercy Upon Us or Live Fast Die Young :333

Damn, already?! But I still need to go to a Supernatural convention and get Winchester autographs!

well for me it would be quoting Ozzy, my mama passed away back in 2010 and I know she is in Heaven where I am heading so I would like my last words to be MAMA I'M COMING HOME

I jack off to turtle acrobatics

Here for today, gone for eternity.

I would tell any body around me :" Live well and enjoy your life".

YES! I'M DYING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (REPEAT ETERNALLY!)

I'd be in too scared most likely and wouldn't be able to form a coherent sentence

I love Harry styles

Hillary for prison.

AAAAAARRGGHH!

At last!!

Halleluja

id be like on the 7th u think I'm dead but I'm really alive

How did I die before Betty White and Stan Lee?

"My numbers finally been called huh. Well, alright then"

Stop the hate were all human here's

I'd go on a rant on how I wanted to die instead of how I actually died.

Oops!!!

Listen....... I buried a million dollars under..........................

That That That That That That's All Folks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alllllllllllllll beeeeeeeeeeee baaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!

Jess Rosa I Love You!

Something like 'aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh".

Ha Ha tax man come collect now

Lana

Praise God I'm going home!

"Don't feel bad for me, ever. I did everything I could. That's all we can do in this life."

Croatoan.

Wipe my phone of data

VOTE TRUMP

I finally got what I've been wishing for all these years.

Long live people

In the words of charlie Brown
Good grief

how much $buck$ did tiger woods pay for all that vaggie pie?

I don't want to die please God forgive me I know that I am just your child and I won't amount but I want to be just like you please God have pity on m soul death isn't for me I need you...

be seeing you

F*ck you Aaron I'm going to haunt you

I have a million dallars hidden in... (then i die)

I'd tell my husband that I love him and that he should never forget me!

I hid my fortune in the ____________. Oops, I died, and didn't tell anybody where my vast treasure was hidden. Mwahaha! I will leave it to pirates to uncover the coded maps to find my precious fortune.

"Perhaps now, I finally can wake up..."

Goodnight family and friends, see you in the morning

Wonder whats after this life.

Bout time

It's now or never

I'm in love with

Should've done this sooner

Where's that ***** of an ex-wife? I'm taking her with me!!

"I still don't believe in god."

Hey, want to see a dead body?

Now My god's door has opened for me thank you so much god.

You can't fire me. I quit!

**** you mom and dad!

I'm okay with this

Assuming I had the opportunity to know I was dying, it would be "Forgive Jesus and take me home."

I hope I don't have to wait long for every crooked politician to join me in Hell. I just hope there's room for all those crooked bastards.

Jam a dry splintered buttplug up hillary's ***!

I probably wouldn't have anything to say anymore

what

Anon's a fag and I ****** your mother.
-Donald J Trump

you should say: fcking you, Yahoo Answer.

Your Mom

Hey! Ram!

Good bye

I would say: I left a million dollars under the...

I am finally happy

I Love you

"Stayin Alive"

Harambe was just a gorilla!!!!

Hopefully something inspiring to someone if they're next to me.

Otherwise I'd love my last words to be "**** YEAH."

Go Big Red

God damnit.

at least it was before Hillary was elected

I love you. Remember me.

I love you Mum.

"Remember all the lessons I've taught you."

why is this under the newborn & baby category?

deez nuts...goteeem...dead

I'm sorry and I love u

Good bye.

I have hidden a million pounds in the...

May we meet again

Ah S HIT!

I'll be baaack.

Don't open the chest in the attic!!!

Hey Ram !!

I hid the treasure in the......

Trump did Harambe.

Dam I never got to make love to rachel ray

Bye Felicia

La ilaha illul la mohammader rasoolool laaah

**** all n i g g e r s

Hail Hydra.

My last words would be: "Im only dying because the gays exist."

i would say

"I left a million dollars in the ........." (try to talk but cant)
then die.

XD

Thank you Jesus!

I told you I was sick!

Vote for Hillary

La illah ha ill Allah, muhammad dur rasool ullah.
Ashadu wallAllah hi illah ha illaha,wada hu la shareek ala,wa ashaduna muhammad den abedu hu wa rasool lo.

''I'm going to pass judgment day''Is what I would say. Then I would sing
''In Christ alone'' or I would sing ''Let the peace of God reign'' one of those two songs or I would just resight bible verses.

Yolo

Limp Bizkit sucks azz

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare / Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare

i hate my mother.

my last words as to my earth life would be after i have died... i would ask my important question: "i do not want my memory of earth life wiped in any way whatsoever, so where should i go next that is proper for a person like myself and is a place for which i am qualified?" i would add that "i do not want my earth memories wiped when i begin in my next sphere, nor for the duration of my stay there..."

Father I commend my soul to you.

Just making sure I have left everything out in the open hiding nothing

...of course I know what I'm doing.

Hail Mary tupac song
And **** the police

Honestly, no one can answer this. It depends on how you die, how quickly it happens and who's around. .blah blah.

**** Trump and wake me up when I'm in heaven

Tell *insert crushes name here* I love her

I am your father!

I wouldn't know until I'm about to die and have breath for my last words

Damn

Tell my husband that I love him and everything will be ok

"I wish I was a father :("

I would be dead if I was to die.
This question makes my brain hurt.
My last words would be " Doesn't anyone here have a better plan?"

my life has been bs

Man... I wish I could think of something memorable to say right about now...

My last wish is i don't want to die. ..It is my last wish so it should be fulfilled.

i almost did, by accident. i had a horrible tooth problem, finally found a dentist. but he pulled the wrong teeth, then gave me oxicodine. i came home in such pain. i did not realize i was taking pills for the pain. plus my other pilld had just come..90 in each bottle. i was totally out of it, had no clue. but if you asked me. there are no words, you are out for the count. it is just like going to sleep. and you ever wake up.

"there's 2.4 million million hidden at.." *DEAD*

Just let me do a little more coke.

Remember me and love instead of hate

Thanks and so long. I tried to love you (referring to myself) and I tried to love life but no thanks to the people that hurt me, BUT I do thank you for the chance that I was given (here) but see ya...

Ecce homo!

I would say " I know why the chicken crossed the road" and then just as you're about to tell everyone you die, and they're forever trying to figure out what legends you knew of

Be strong while I'm gone

Born to lose, live to win

I left 1 million dollars under the...

I left the box of nothing in the _________

Krishna, Krishna, Krishna

Jesus is the center of my ...

Lord take me with you and forgive my mistakes

F*ck, again?

You'll all be haunted

I've lived a great life aren't I?

Thanks Obama!

I don't want to go

oh hell

I'm rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop

finally. release

My names Jeff.

The most famous last words that have been said thousands of times. "WATCH THIS" .

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! ! :D

Its about damn time.

It's a beautiful world

Finally end of life...

"Had a feeling it would end this way" or "Well ****, knew this was a bad idea."

i regret not knowing the ending of all the anime ang that i haven't still watch and read.

"I'm coming home, Edward."

See all of you bastards in hell

God I love you

Hahahaha

Order be a number 1.

Peace beyotch (the beyotch I'm referring to is the world btw, the world that is full of crook, disease, war, you name it)

Im sorry

"Jenny did it"

lata losers

Heavenly Father, forgive me for my sins, thoughts, words or actions and accept me into heaven. Bless my family and friends that I am leaving behind. Amen

pass the ranch

Jesus Christ is Lord.

"I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm dying, or that you're here to annoy me one last time."

i don'tknow....

"Well, you know what they say...."

Damn it's small

I hide 2 million dollars at...............*dies*

Take me to Burger Express.

Every scum bag I worked for go fu ck yourself!

I hate you all your ignorance is very noticeable and gods not real

Possible scenario:god is real
Goes to hell well I was wrong that was and unfortunate decision

As you see I really don't care

Boooyahhh!!

Love you Brian

At least I won't see the world end

I hope the devil likes anal????????????????????????

Took the cigarettes long enough

Hello whats up

Let's begin another journey

I like meatloaf

finally im going to a better place

Here. Hold my beer.

tell my son I love him

What would be my last words? Hmm

Be happy

Jesus forgive me.

I hope the next me would do better than me :)

"No Noo NOOOO" - Michael Scott

I'm ready to see Jesus.

I sure do hope God has a sense of humor.

Allah Ackbar

Please forgive me for my sins

God reigns forever!

**** the world

Ha didn't db

I love my Mom

الحمد لله

99% of these ***** boys don't ***** me

Praise Jehovah! ....please remember me in the resurrection (Rev. 21:3-4).

I probably deserved that. If I was shot.

happiness and paradise

good game

At least trump won't be in the after life

.

i suppose i live more.

My last words would be, "Mmm whatcha say."

Hold my beer and watch this.

Whatever Hell I'll go to it's better than here.

I bear witness that there is no god to be worshiped but Allah, and that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah

I love you to my kids and wife

Get Money **** Bitches

This ugly wallpaper is gonna be the dead of me

idk

Blaze, Mommy is home!!

please god forgive me for my foolishness

oh long johnson

Kuso! Koko made ka ?!

Screw it, YOLO!!!

Be rite there Mom

Take me home, Jesus

I love my teddy bear

.... as Pernnial Wisdom says ; Rest In Peace really implies that :
........." Rest comes NOT from sleeping ,but from Waking UP "

Sooo for This soul " MY "..last words would be; " God is. and No thing else is. "....ha !

[ to be inscribed on "MY " tomb stone.] ..Eternal Blessings to ALL .....................
............................as we , ALL ..go....."OM" ..... together.......ha !
...................................................go "OM" together ha !....

if you have fulfilled all your responsibilities when you reached that point and have no unfulfilled wishes you say i am happy to embrace death, if you are dying of sickness may be you say death is a relief im glad im dyeing. if you are going to get murdered you say spare me or kill me depending upon context . if you are a depressed person will certainly say finally

ABBA

noice

Life is a dream...

Hell here I come.

At this point

I havent lived yet

May be,I quit!!

To my son: do a line of coke of my coffin

I love you all, and I did my best.

.

Well damn..

"I did it all for the noookie." ---in a brittish accent.

Yeat

Father forgive them and have mercy on my soul.

Say a prayer and ask for forgiveness and to be given peace in afterlife if there is one

it would be "i love my self and me kids!"

shema yisroel

Lala

IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make love not death

Bye hoes

Better Days Are Coming.

Tell her that i loved her...

Yes mine too would be finally why the hell did you take so long

God, forgive me, if you love me accept my soul to be with you for eternity.

Blues, Bourbon, BBQ and Bi*ches: Bucket list made.

i would say goodbye

Why IS marijuana not legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried

I left a million dollers under the...

whyyyyyyyyyyy?!

No regrets

What the booty cheeks *****!

I knew it!

Probably "whoops"

I love you so much! Will you forgive me?

see you on another life mother.

Can I have that last slice of pizza

Well that was pointless

Tell my betta I love him

"Im sorry"

Because it would probably be from suicide

"What was the song name again? Oh, Darude - Sandstorm"

"Wow, it really does feel just like drowning... Huh."

Repent

.

Shut up

I would call any random person near me and say "Wait!.. You have to know before I go .. *cough* you have to.."

I saw something that said this would be my last words: "I see a light..... Oh sh*t no that's hell fire!"

...

May the father of understanding Guide us

i love stefan salvatore

I would pray for God

Live long and prosper.

''*** ''

Goodbye cruel world I won't miss you

Remember me

solo quiero decir q sie,pre te amr

“Abandon naive realism; Surrender thought in cold precision.”

Where's the beef?

I hid the gold in the ....

Fu**

i asked every one who is around me to forgive me!

i would say nuthin cuz i dont wanna die

This is it.....So glad I got the hell out of working at schools and focused on writing which I wanted to do all my life and finally got the discipline.
I hope there's either NOTHING or something really good on the other side, or that I come back as a beautiful millionaire haha.
And, I love you, to those I love.

Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well

The Lord's Prayer

Hopefully I end up in an anime.

never forget me

I left the key of infinite riches in... in...

So THERE's that last marble I've lost!

Shh!, I'm trying to sleep now..

"Someone clear my search history."

I've saved up $1,000,000 dollars and it's locked in my vault. The place I've hidden the code is...

What took it so long??

I bet I could do that, here hold my beer

Take me away!

"the thousand dollars is in the!" *dies right before she can say where it is*

I cheated on you with your friend Ba.....

Punch it Chewie!

It's about time

Why is it dark here?

la illaha illal llah

IT WASNT ME

Well, ****.

learn about the leathael injection asshole nonone wants to disapear

Loved finally

'Is this thing switched on.....?'.

Goodbye My Friends

Tissue box. If I said this people be looking for treasure. Your question is buzzing among people.fun

I think I forgot to turn off the stove

Killer clowns got me

HUUUUUH

trump will be us president

"I'm on my way
Just set me free
HOME SWEET HOOOOOOME"

"I am about to leave this world. I will soon leave this world. Either expression is correct."

Love you dad

wonder if there's a afterlife

nothing, I'd fart

I m not much for talkin , so I ll probably say nothing unless someone from my family is present, then I ll say "Sorry for everything...".

It was a good run...

I hid all of the money in...

Ha!

I SUGGESTHINK WE WAIT

See ya later.

I can finally relax.

And then there is the old redneck joke of his last words.....'I got this. Here, hold my beer.'

"It hidden in the.." Then I would die, so who ever was next to me would go on a false bread crumb trail.

I hid my savings in the.....

I left the gold under the......
*dies*

Forgive me, Lord, and I am so sorry for all I've done.

Delete my browser history.

I will do it tomorrow
procrastination forever!

Look after my animals or I will haunt you.

Father, It's been done....

Hmmmmm by accident or? Well if I die, I will die & say that I was:

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Death is only the beginning.

ugh. (that was my last breath)

meh

Don't mourn my death for I am living.

Makarov... Knows...... Yuri....

I'm still blessed

Bb

Are you from Mexico? Then yes you can call yourself a "Mexican."

If not, then don't lie to people about it.

I love you all (to family)

when I got shot in face said aw.. F,, word ... then told my mom and ex I loved them

Don't drink my damn beer when I'm gone

Kiss my *** world.

haha maa i love you

mummy

"You better get this on video"

I would ask god to take me to heaven

I can't really beat finally...

thank you Lord for this experience

Come at me *****!

Nothing. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

beatitude.

..This isn't even in the right place, but if I died, my last words would probably end up telling my then spouse to make sure they give my jewellery, or any other valuables, to my children.

The money's in the...

god bless all.

I would tell my dad and brother how much I love them

TAKE IT SLEAZY!! AND I'M OUT!!

Alkarim is a pig

God Save me..

Can I kiss your feet mistress

"Welp"

god take me now

I hid my secret stash of jewels and gold in... Then die

Eat my ****

Now that I am dead no one will ever have to worry about me ever again"

I would say "I would rather die a painful death, then be easily killed by a coward like yourself"

shrek is love shrek is life

wow

The Lords Prayer, and to tell my family I love them.

cherry

I left all my hidden money in the.......

i don't know.Only the moment come, we know

Id love some p**** before I go . ahhh

im goin home!

Shut it down, the Goyim knows!

I'm glad I got to live

ALLAH ALAKBAR

what the **** he was lit

The code to the safe in the kitchen with my $9000 is...

no words just (...) words are cheap and there is too many

*yawn

"**** you"

I won t be into work tomorrow

Would tell my decease husband to come and get me I can't harley wait to see you.

allahu ackbar

I will always love you

eat my pants :)

See u later, go screw yourselves?!

long lived.Dont give me life as human again.

Now who's the world gonna revolve around?

"Bury me with a bag of chick-fil-a and a bottle of Hennessy"
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"I'll ses you in hell."

well this sucks

Bing long ching ching whing

Id speak in my mind and say right god this is the moment all my life has built up to and im absolutly shitting myself whether your real or not iv been banking on it and iv made a half hearted attempt to gain your mercy and i dnt deserve it eitha way

Be excellent to each other.

May the heavens take me!

Took long enough

**** politics and all governments!

My time has come.

Well, I've been immortal so far.

What are you gonna do, stab me?

Life is honestly hard ....

I guess I got clean away with it

It was the bleach :,)

you and I we were born to die

"I put a million dollars in the...."

yay

What a Lovely day! hahaha!

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Sorry, God.

I can almost see the light... Aw, goddammit. Gerald, your fat *** is blocking the light. Please move away.

"I wish I knew what love felt like" );

m----------f-------------er!

Did I leave the stove on?

Thanks a lot for keeping me here it really sucked ( :

Peace out Bitches!!!

I wanted that last cupcake you sob

My only fear if death is coming back

bruh

kill ****** fergusons

"Omg hi Lucifer"

I witness that there is no god but Allah and that Mohamed is his prophet

"Hey grandkids, want to see a cool trick?"

Oh well

Rejoice!

Forgive me

I killed Mufasa

Indoor know when the time comes

NOW I ENTER THE MYTH....

Duh!

I hid the million dollars in ....

Well f*ck

Clear my browser history....

It's don't cry for me.

"I hid a million dollars under the" *Dies*

Save me jesus

sorry mom

did i live my life

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Big Penises

I AM SAD!

I was blessed.

I fear oblivion

J

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Take care of Violyn.

g

make sure nobody steals my memes

I loved you, goodbye.

Me

see you in paradise :-)

Legalize it

thanks

until next time

Pikachu i choose you

Oh ****

nothing

Suck my d!ck.

Take out the trash

"Later bitches, You all made life hell for me so **** you all!"

I tried to leave the campsite cleaner than I found it.

my lat words " i left a bomb somewhere in the house, it will go off at a random date"

'I'll never tell you where the gold is buried'

Dry Martini, Straight Up, with Olives, please.

at least i assassinated trump

Help me

"i hid the money in-"

I have NO clue. I guess I won't know this until the time comes.

shouldbe done

i am so in love with you baby.

**** y now

"F**k"

It will be f***.

Who farted?

Bite me

I do not and will not accept the nomination of my party.

I'm sorry.

Hell

in the name of Jesus Christ I leave my soul.

HUMANS ON THIS SIDE OF DEATH WOULD NOT HEAR THEM ONLY THOSE IN MY LIFE-AFTER-DEATH.

MAYBE IF I DON'T UTTER THEM THEN I WON'T DIE (G)!

"Time to see if you're truly real, God."

Oh fu*k a bus

Oopsie poopsie!

The legend is leaving earth.

It would be
Expelliarmus lol

So I can disarm someone's life away lol

******* finally

I buried the money under the....

Who knows

The End.

RAvioli ravioli give me the formuoli

It is done.

Life is a *****

"I love you"

dzagdg

hmm my how time flies my last reunion wit marie mai see ya in heaven

I love you! What is your name?

Why me.

Sigh I am not dead yet?

Hold wherever hurts most and say jesus christ

TRUST NO ONE.

F%%% you brittany you whore

Hope it's gonna be warm

Yes.

aay, thats pretty good

I'd cry

Good riddance bitches.

Fooking hell

Noah, OUT!

I dont know

Mine would be, "into your hands I commit my spirit"

LEGEN *WAIT FOR IT* DARY

I am sry for everything i did wrong

God forgive me for all my sins.

turn me over so the whole world can kiss my **** lol

Sorry ..

bye bye

someone come to my funeral as death

Lets go in hell!!!

good