Weirdest way to die?

A piece of rock from outer space hits you in the head.

Laughing so hard you can't breathe anymore

Being flung off a roller coaster into an alligator infested lake.

You have have a fetish for being electrocuted then drowned while having sex. The girl put's electrical clips on your nipples and then her vagina get's stuck to your penis then you accidentally fall in to the water with her and she turns on the power too high. So, the police finds you dead with 5 doses of viagra, a dead girl stuck to your dick, electrical nipple clamps on your nipples, and handcuffed inside a tub.

From tripping on beards to being pushed over cliffs by hoards of hungry sheep both of these really happened.

tickled to death by dolphins dressed up as characters from star wars

A stack of books fall on you and kill you at a library.

Go to heaven a shouting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jXrmAKBBTU
song by Vince Gill

Being crushed by a giant metal replica of an umbrella that got lifted up out of its place by the wind (it's happened.)

At the age of fifty, while eating my best recipe Briyani

Smothering

You f uck yourself to death.