I m a 14 year old boy I m 385lb how do I get a girlfriend?
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2016-08-14 8:35 am
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You've got to help yourself before you go adding on an entire person to care about. I'm not going to be the one to make fun of someone's weight but if you weigh that much at 14 you really need to loose some pounds first. You don't want to end up in the hospital because of heart issues due to your weight. You won't be able to have a gf if you die from a heart attack. And remember you can start out easily with exercise. Lift some light weights at home, walk around for 20-30 minutes. Eventually you'll get stronger and loose the weight that's actually problematic.
2016-08-14 7:28 am
Make that 385 more like 285 and you Might have a chance. I emphasize might.
Seriously, just walk around outside and play pokemon. Or on the treadmill while you watch that creepy anime you're into.
The sexual economy favors women. Over 90% of them won't look twice at a guy over 250, and they'll still be spoiled for choice. Personality is only half the attraction, and unless you want another blob of bad eating habits like yourself (yea, like anyone wants those girls) you're going to die alone. And young.
Seriously, just walk around outside and play pokemon. Or on the treadmill while you watch that creepy anime you're into.
The sexual economy favors women. Over 90% of them won't look twice at a guy over 250, and they'll still be spoiled for choice. Personality is only half the attraction, and unless you want another blob of bad eating habits like yourself (yea, like anyone wants those girls) you're going to die alone. And young.
2016-08-14 7:23 am
385lbs?! Forget your girlfriend. Lose some weight. That's dangerous to your health.
2016-08-15 9:03 am
Dude, you're 14. You have plenty of time to find a girlfriend. If you're asking for advice on here, you are obviously in need of help. You need to be happy yourself before you can be happy with someone else. Be happy doing things on your own. Be confident. Don't worry about your weight like other people say on here. Let haters be your motivators. If you are outgoing and positive, the right girl will come.
2016-08-15 2:04 am
I will just be blunt, you need to lose a lot of weight. Being chubby or even a little bit overweight isn't bad and usually wont detract women, but when you are obese it will. When you are that overweight, most if not all people won't be attracted to you. And it's not just because of the way it looks, another reason I can think of is that it doesn't present very well, and to most people presentation matters. Presentation can be things such as how you smell, your attitude, your breath etc... Besides weight, being confident, and not being insecure will likely yield you more luck with women.
2016-08-15 1:47 am
If you're 385lbs and 14 you might not make it to 20. Lose about 100lbs and then look for a girlfriend.
2016-08-14 3:45 pm
Tinder
2016-08-14 7:27 am
Go on lower expectations. Or make lots of money and find yourself a gold digger.
2016-08-14 7:03 pm
Mc Donalds is your girlfriend bud.
I am 19 and I don't have a girlfriend so I can on Facebook and like there pictures all the time :D
I am 19 and I don't have a girlfriend so I can on Facebook and like there pictures all the time :D
2016-08-15 8:55 am
I'm gonna be honest. You don't need to worry about your weight. Well, for your personal sake you do, but let me tell you, if a girl doesn't want you just because of your weight, she's not worth it anyways, man. Just be yourself, be kind, and if people want you, they'll come flooding in eventually. All in good time.
2016-08-15 6:23 am
You are 14, do you really need a gf?
2016-08-15 5:28 am
You won't be able to have a gf if you die from a heart attack. And remember you can start out easily with exercise. ==
2016-08-15 5:09 am
Lose about 200-250 pounds
2016-08-15 3:26 am
You wont. Just create an imaginary girlfriend out of a huge pot of mashed potatoes.
2016-08-14 11:39 pm
I'm calling troll. If not lose weight or get a fat girlfriend
2016-08-14 2:19 pm
I'm sure there are some people who do not care about what is on the outside but what is on the inside. However, you should seriously consider losing some of those pounds since you can have a heart attack at an ealry age. Just start by walking around your block-a little at a time, eat more fruits and vegetables and talk to your doctor about a good diet plan. It may be hard at first but as each day goes by yo will find it easier to do. One thing I did when I lost 100 pounds I kept a food diary or what I ate each day. When I set the goal of my start date, I at the same types of food but I cut down on what I ate each day and I lost 1-2 pounds a week. It took almost 2 years to get down to my ideal weight.
2016-08-14 7:20 am
Don't worry about it for now, just try to make yourself a better person and get fit, and it will come naturally to you
2016-08-14 4:12 pm
Why do you want a girlfriend. You have no time for her. You must be eating all the time. I suggest you seriously look in to reducing your weight, not for the girlfriend but more for yourself. Simple way of doing this is eat 7 times a day, but only 1/4th of stomach.
2016-08-14 7:20 am
If you're kind, funny, charming, and, not to desperate you'll get a girlfriend.
2016-08-16 1:38 pm
Ya lose about 300 pounds- or else you can take your "Aunt" up on her offer. ;)
2016-08-16 12:59 am
You need a good doctor first.
2016-08-15 2:30 pm
First you go on tinder get a model's pic and post it on there, you wanna rename yourself to something cool like "George W.Bush", gotta be a catfish to get the girls amiright ladiesss. Then you wanna talk to all of the girls like reallll player eventually she'll want you so you just tell her that you're actually 385pounds and look like a lard bucket filled with banans. habibi she'll love you dw about it I know ;) i alwaysss know ;)))
2016-08-15 6:26 am
you gotta be trolling cause there's no way... like how did you??? Anyway just exercise. It ain't no time, It ain't no time, It ain't no time
2016-08-15 3:17 am
Try losing weight but if you don't want to lose weight then try talking with her and try making her laugh a lot and get to know her but if she doesn't like you then she's not right for you
2016-08-15 1:41 am
Have you ever tried faking a internet profile by not looking like your pic?
2016-08-15 1:05 am
Lose weight
2016-08-14 11:38 pm
damn man. thats poor parenting and self control. a mother was put in jail because her son weight about 500 pounds. be careful
2016-08-14 7:18 pm
Lose weight
2016-08-14 6:28 pm
Nobody's gonna want you. First lose 200 pounds and you might have a chance.
2016-08-14 4:29 pm
ask a female out
2016-08-14 4:28 pm
Ask her out, using any methods, surprise her, don't make her feel embarrassed in the public
2016-08-14 10:13 am
Play pokemon Go, walk and enjoy! ????
2016-08-14 7:36 am
well um join some sports and get on lite and easy
2016-08-15 1:00 am
You should really go to the gym so you could become a powerlifter, if you're that huge then you have the potential to become really strong, i'm a meatball. But i'm much stronger than everyone in my school. Like no kidding i'm huge in muscle, and i'm only 12. So it should work for you! Also dude look up Alexander Rusev and look up his wife, nothing is impossible.
2016-08-14 9:25 pm
You literally freaking way more than any NFL LINEMAN ever at age 14. Don't even think about getting girls. Seems cruel, but yeah. Focus on loosing weight FIRST. THEN ASK ABOUT DATING.
2016-08-16 11:45 pm
Wait until your 18 and go for the older ladies. Just advice.
2016-08-16 10:03 pm
Date your super fat, 500 lb, theatre arts teacher! I'm sure she'll say yes.
2016-08-15 4:55 pm
save your money
2016-08-15 3:27 pm
write her name in saturated fat on her porch/driveway.
2016-08-15 11:27 am
Lol
2016-08-15 8:37 am
:(
2016-08-15 7:32 am
Well I believe that people here have generally answered your question, so I will give you some advice:
Look up the military diet, trust me its not as brutal as it sounds
If you don't like that for whatever reason my little brother lost 10 pounds a week doing this system:
Every other day you take in only 600 calories, otherwise you eat whatever and however much you want
Look up the military diet, trust me its not as brutal as it sounds
If you don't like that for whatever reason my little brother lost 10 pounds a week doing this system:
Every other day you take in only 600 calories, otherwise you eat whatever and however much you want
2016-08-15 4:58 am
blror
2016-08-15 2:37 am
you need to lose pounds firt
2016-08-14 10:49 pm
physical health is important drop ur weight to around 200 pounds, my cousin was able to go from 396 to 198 pounds, physical health also gives u a boost in confidence and insecurity is the most unattractive thing ever
2016-08-14 8:27 pm
Mc d
2016-08-14 8:01 pm
lose weight dawg
2016-08-14 7:46 pm
ASK HER
2016-08-14 6:34 pm
v
2016-08-14 2:12 pm
FMLLllllllllLLL
2016-08-14 9:37 am
Be yourself, you shouldn't have to change
2016-08-15 5:09 pm
Bro you like you dont have girl friend, please live like that with happy
2016-08-14 5:59 pm
your too fat to get one now one will want to date a fat person try losing some weight
2016-08-15 3:22 am
Watch how people make it complicated.
All you have to do is figure out who you can be the most around, actually figure out, how many minutes you have and where you can go. Then bribe the girls. That easy.
The hard part of it is, getting a car and money. Other wise you are screwed. So go for the people everyone ignores so you can practice. Go for the uuuggly ones. It will pay off in the end because you can't practice when you're actually dating the good looking ones.
Just face it. You are screwed. Don't listen to people who are like, just hope and dream. Hell no. You have a lot of work to do because some how you got burned on this one.
Time frame 1-7 years. If you don't. Like a guy who works for 20 years at a grocery store. You will end up starting to rehabilitate and lose the weight when you hit 30 or older. So you can get a great relationship at 21 or end up like squidward but really big.
All you have to do is figure out who you can be the most around, actually figure out, how many minutes you have and where you can go. Then bribe the girls. That easy.
The hard part of it is, getting a car and money. Other wise you are screwed. So go for the people everyone ignores so you can practice. Go for the uuuggly ones. It will pay off in the end because you can't practice when you're actually dating the good looking ones.
Just face it. You are screwed. Don't listen to people who are like, just hope and dream. Hell no. You have a lot of work to do because some how you got burned on this one.
Time frame 1-7 years. If you don't. Like a guy who works for 20 years at a grocery store. You will end up starting to rehabilitate and lose the weight when you hit 30 or older. So you can get a great relationship at 21 or end up like squidward but really big.
2016-08-14 7:54 am
find someone else that is 385Ibs
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